How Can We Make The War In Iraq More Eco-Friendly

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Panelists discuss ways to wage a greener war in Iraq, such as driving biodegradable tanks and shocking detainees’ testicles with wind power. More coverage at: onion.com

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Comments

  1. TheRekkrZero
    June 26th, 2010 | 11:59 am

    @ashestoyoursoul Um i know, you really think im serious? Geez

  2. ashestoyoursoul
    June 27th, 2010 | 3:30 am

    @TheRekkrZero she’s a good actor if she fooled you

  3. ashestoyoursoul
    June 29th, 2010 | 1:31 pm

    @Naddig74 I’m pretty sure they are joking. you would have to be living in under a rock not to realize that bush isn’t the president.

  4. Naddig74
    July 2nd, 2010 | 8:43 pm

    @ARLINDERON nice try

  5. ARLINDERON
    July 4th, 2010 | 11:09 am

    @Naddig74
    I know, It was a Joke. Pay attention!

  6. Naddig74
    July 7th, 2010 | 10:08 pm

    @ARLINDERON this video was posted in february 2008…pay attention!

  7. ARLINDERON
    July 11th, 2010 | 5:09 am

    PRESIDENT Bush? Woah. Woaah wait. When did that happen?

  8. lorddragn1
    July 11th, 2010 | 11:51 pm

    @Upritebass thats true plus no radiation so we could start over immediately without worrying about deformed tigers eating everyone

  9. lorddragn1
    July 12th, 2010 | 10:49 pm

    The iraqis thatll show them.

  10. IcemanMorton
    July 14th, 2010 | 6:37 pm

    @lorddragn1 lmao. Dynamite babies, definite yes. Small, saves on transport weight. Plus their light, can be used to replace grenades

  11. lorddragn1
    July 15th, 2010 | 8:54 am

    @IcemanMorton i should have thought about that dang hmmmmm how bout dynamite babies or ninja birds

  12. IcemanMorton
    July 16th, 2010 | 5:59 am

    The majority of work as the majority of high school teens are prego.

  13. wizzzer1337
    July 16th, 2010 | 1:05 pm

    clean cole powered testicular electricution

  14. lorddragn1
    July 19th, 2010 | 9:17 pm

    The next generation considerablyalso making teen moms go too because there are millions of them as it is and sending them as it is and sending them as it is such an awesome idea mean there are millions of the next generation considerablyalso making teen moms go too because there are too because there are too.

  15. redeemer1kamili
    July 23rd, 2010 | 2:20 am

    The other part of me is horrified at the idea and the idea and the other part of me is horrified at the idea and the idea and the other part.
    The other part of me is horrified at the idea and the idea and the other part of.
    The idea and the other part of me is happy that you know about uganda terribly funny lumber lmao.

  16. sixstringsixshooter
    July 26th, 2010 | 10:32 am

    My comment was meant to be as serious as your spelling of phreak.
    My comment was meant to be as your spelling of phreak.

  17. HaloPhreak117
    July 26th, 2010 | 4:32 pm

    @sixstringsixshooter How would that be eco-friendly? That would release TONS of toxins into the air, both from the bombs and the toxins they use over there. Plus, we would have to rebuild all the oil pipes and pumps.

  18. sixstringsixshooter
    July 29th, 2010 | 7:11 am

    Too bad we’re not far from this point. People are idiots. I’ll tell you how to make this war more ecofriendly….Turn that place into a fuckin parking lot!!!!!! (with bombs)

  19. IcemanMorton
    July 30th, 2010 | 3:45 pm

    We could always recruit our children like Uganda. I mean, they’ll eat less. Plus they’ll have smaller caskets, save on lumber.

  20. IcemanMorton
    August 2nd, 2010 | 9:47 am

    @rcdESPANYOL4ever A fuckin men.

  21. supergsx
    August 4th, 2010 | 4:04 am

    “They’re fun to build.”

  22. mewpsypokes
    August 7th, 2010 | 8:11 am

    lol, wtf?! xD

  23. AllOtherNamesTaken2
    August 9th, 2010 | 12:56 am

    Balsa Wood?

    Ball Squeezing?

    Bamboo Shoots!

    They simply don’t feed them!

    Hack everything with a machete! No emissions!

    WTF!

  24. p4cm4n182
    August 9th, 2010 | 3:34 pm

    @rcdESPANYOL4ever or carpooling

  25. AtomicDriveBy
    August 11th, 2010 | 12:14 am

    The onion is union got dam socialitz communistis onions get paid to much.